01. I’m tired of my family whining about when I’m going to start dating someone 02. my moving van was stolen so will you pretend to marry me so I can get the money and gifts to replace everything? 03. my ex is an asshole and I really don’t want them to think I’m still in love 04. I’m tired of my friends/family setting me up on horrible blind dates so I made up a relationship and now they want to meet this mystery person 05. I need a green card (aka The Proposal AU) 06. I want to let someone who keeps asking me out down easy, so I blurt that I’m in a relationship and things sort of got out of hand 07. I answer an ad so we’re each other’s partners to our family gatherings 08. someone assumed we’re dating but I didn’t realize that’s what they meant until it was too late and I had committed us to a couples’ retreat weekend 09. in order to get that promotion, I have to show the Big Bosses that I’m a family person too but I don’t have a family so can I pretend to be part of yours? 10. my ex just showed up with their new partner and I don’t want them to win this breakup 11. I’m your assistant and you just informed me that your entire family thinks we’re dating and you don’t want to let them down 12. it’s grandma’s dying wish to see you married so here I am 13. I’m really competitive and drunk and I just told a rival that my relationship is way better than theirs, but they don’t believe you exist (but I’m too stubborn to admit they’re right) 14. our friends set us up on a blind date as a prank because we don’t like each other but neither of us wants to let them win so 15. people keep teasing us about being a couple so we come up with a plan to fake date and have a fake breakup so they’ll feel awkward and leave us alone
fake dating prompts
02. my moving van was stolen so will you pretend to marry me so I can get the money and gifts to replace everything?
03. my ex is an asshole and I really don’t want them to think I’m still in love
04. I’m tired of my friends/family setting me up on horrible blind dates so I made up a relationship and now they want to meet this mystery person
05. I need a green card (aka The Proposal AU)
06. I want to let someone who keeps asking me out down easy, so I blurt that I’m in a relationship and things sort of got out of hand
07. I answer an ad so we’re each other’s partners to our family gatherings
08. someone assumed we’re dating but I didn’t realize that’s what they meant until it was too late and I had committed us to a couples’ retreat weekend
09. in order to get that promotion, I have to show the Big Bosses that I’m a family person too but I don’t have a family so can I pretend to be part of yours?
10. my ex just showed up with their new partner and I don’t want them to win this breakup
11. I’m your assistant and you just informed me that your entire family thinks we’re dating and you don’t want to let them down
12. it’s grandma’s dying wish to see you married so here I am
13. I’m really competitive and drunk and I just told a rival that my relationship is way better than theirs, but they don’t believe you exist (but I’m too stubborn to admit they’re right)
14. our friends set us up on a blind date as a prank because we don’t like each other but neither of us wants to let them win so
15. people keep teasing us about being a couple so we come up with a plan to fake date and have a fake breakup so they’ll feel awkward and leave us alone
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