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● “I was trying to keep it a secret.”
● “I don’t know how you managed to throw a party in my own house without me noticing, but props to you.”
● “Stop getting us kicked out of grocery stores.”
● “Look, I can’t even touch my toes.”
● “Something tells me that you’ve been keeping information from me.”
● “We’re wearing matching outfits. Don’t make this any more embarrassing than it already is.”
● “You picked me to do mission impossible. This is all your fault.”
● “I know my limits, but everyone keeps pressuring me to do better.”
● “I have exactly three coins and two lint balls in my pocket, I assure you.”
● “So long as I get to my goal, it doesn’t matter what I have to do.”
● “It’s not that I won’t, it’s that I can’t.”
● “We could care less.”
● “How inconvenient. I guess I have to deal with you.”
● “Messing with you is always a little bit fun.”
● “Stick to the plan and we’ll be fine.”
● “I don’t want to admit that I wasn’t listening to any of it.”
● “Don’t look now, but they took our ride."
● "Maybe wearing bright colors on a stealth mission isn’t a good idea."
● "You are in no position to argue with me right now.”
● “You stress me out. One bad choice at a time, please.”
● “How’d we lose? I thought we had that!”
● “I can help, but it’ll cost you.”
● “What was I supposed to do?”
● “I’ve been wanting to dance with you all night.”
● “Can you give me a chance to prove my innocence?”
● “I worked really hard on that and you’re just going to throw it away?”
● “I stopped listening after you said you needed my help.”
● “What am I to you? I want you to be clear about this.”
● “Your agony is music to my ears.”
● “I have no idea where I’m going. I can only hope it’s the right way.”
● “If I have to suffer watching your favorite movie ten million times, you can watch mine at least once.”
● “I always feel dread in my stomach when I see you plotting.”
● “At this point, I ask myself why I even hang out with you.”
● “One of these days, you’re gonna light my house on fire.”
● “If there’s one thing you’re not allowed to do, it’s crawl on my ceiling like a spider.”
● “I’ve practically mastered this piece of machinery.”
● “There’s no easy way to say what I’m about to tell you."
● "You make it so hard to care about you.”
● “I’d be done with all of this by now if I weren’t so tired.”
● “Unless you have a crown on your head, I’m not listening to you.”
● “It’s been a couple hundred years since I’ve had a friend.”
● “Reckless and careless are just two of the many words that can be used to describe me.”
● “I thought, if anyone, you’d be happy for me.”
● “There’s always a problem according to you.”
● “I saved my last dance just for you. Come on.”
● “Don’t eat the snow. You don’t know what’s touched it.”
● “I’ve been saving my love for the right person.”
● “There’s no stopping me now.”
● “Watch these smooth moves. I’ve been working on them for months.”
● “Shapeshifting is not an easy ability to master, okay? I’m trying.”
● “Are you ready to fail? I’ve got this in the bag.”
● “Look at me, darling, and start taking notes.”
● “I started looking for aliens as a joke and then this happens.”
● “It was always you and I together, but I need to grow independently.”
● “I don’t want people to associate me with you.”
● “It’s a shame that you won’t be able to go.”
● “Don’t think you can get away with that kind of behavior here.”
● “What went from me trying to get money out of the bank turned into some sort of robbery that I hadn’t been planning on doing.”
● “Stop worrying about what will go wrong. It doesn’t help you in any way.”
● “Do you wanna explain to me why pasta sauce is all over my kitchen?”
● “Yeah, like I haven’t heard that joke before. ‘Need a hand’? Ha, so funny. My sides hurt from laughing so hard.”
● “Your looks are attractive. Maybe not to them, but certainly to me.”
● “This just goes to show why you shouldn’t press large red buttons.”
● “I don’t remember ordering an AI. Do you think they got the wrong house?”
● “You have no business exploring my floating castle.”
● “I got lost in the clouds. Literally.”
● “Sometimes I can see them in the mist or the snow. Sometimes the rain, too.”
● “I’ve been trying really hard to be patient with you.”
● “I can count on all ten of my fingers on why I can’t stand you.”
● “Magic has been a part of your family for many generations and I was sent to help you.”
● “So, what, you have the ability to make dolls come to life? That’s creepy.”
● “You had an eyelash on your cheek. Sorry.”
● “I started to piece together that I was more like your bodyguard than your friend to you.”
● “I’ve never seen you look so blue. What’s got you down?”
● “I’m not the kind of person who can comfort others, but I can try.”
● “I can’t believe you decided on that name for your dragon.”
● “You should be offended. I’m offended on your behalf.”
● “I can see you staring at me.”
● “I thought I had let that fire die out ages ago.”
● “If I’m the tree, you’re the sun and the water.”
● “Waxing poetic is about the only thing I do for you in your time of need, sadly.”
● “I think you enjoy mixing up quotes, because you know it irritates me.”
● “Sometimes I hope that I can find you when I look up at the stars.”
● “All I need you to do is cover me while I sneak out.”
● “Don’t you know it’s dangerous to hang around here? You might run into creatures like me.”
● “I don’t recall asking for your opinion and yet here you are.”
● “It’s nice to look back on all the progress I’ve made.”
● “If you don’t think you could support your child no matter the possibility of who they become or what they are, you shouldn’t have one. No ifs, no buts, no ands."
● "It’s so cold, I can’t feel my hand. Can you feel it for me? You know, to make sure it’s still there?”
● “I’m tired of trying to make you laugh at the expense of my own feelings.”
● “Don’t ask me how I got stuck. Help me get out of here.”
● “I’m knitting wing covers for you. What color do you like?”
● “I’m starting to think you aren’t worth the time and devotion I’ve given you.”
● “You don’t have to smile if you’re not happy.”
● “It’s unfair to ask me such a question.”
● “I knew you cared! This blanket didn’t make its way around my shoulders by itself when I was sleeping.”
● “When I said I wanted a roommate, I meant a living one, with a job."
● "All you need, my friend, is a little spark to help you.”
● “I feel like you all have your lives figured out.”
● “Just where would I be able to hide the world’s biggest gem on my person? These pockets can barely fit chapstick.”

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